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Hey! Ed here… some people call me ET, but you don’t get to. These days, my two imaginary friends speak only to each other, poor lonely me. When are they going to open a White Castle restaurant in RI? Hmmm? It’s just not fair. In fact, I’m thinking about those tender little burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one… I’m not wearing pants right now. My fishnet thong collection is getting out of control. I could go for a little more ice water. Hot Pocket! How about a White Castle Hot Pocket? Or a roast beef milkshake? Would you try one? Without pants? I’m getting tired of being thrown from moving vehicles. Dangit! I’m gonna put a Filet-O-Fish Hot Pocket under your car seat on a hot summer day. My grandfather bought condoms today, family pack, he’s one busy dude. I can hear my hair growing, but before you go, could you hand me that piano? Please saw my legs off, have a nice day…